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By Attackpoodle and BELZADER
1 I am a Lesbian
2 I am masterbating
3 Shrinkage factor
4 69
5 Al Gore
6 Sodomy
7 I call him winky
8 A dirty whore
9 A hernia
10my hemerage
11zipper pussy
12Bacon
13cumcicle
14orgasem on a stick
15erotic sanata hats
16sponge condom
17hairy midget
18kinky bum sex
19thats just my mink
20the gray mouser
21three blind chicks
22touch, you'll understand
23cournal mustard, in the living room, with prof. plum with the belt sander
24their jawbreakers
25supersam
26bend over, grab ur ankels and I'll tell u
27I lost it in nam
28:33 1/4-55 1/4
29The satanic math teacher
30schnicker doodle schmulzem huven schuontchltopof
31yes........
32no........
33no way I'm tellin ya
34no way in hell am I telling u
35 mega bondage time
36you can try
37my mother asked me that question, but thats a whole different story. U see, my mother was from the old country, where whores named johann used to live in shantys together and beat each other over the head with cans of prune juice. They were simpler times back then. Childeren would gather round the fire and burn mens genitailia, that was the highlight of country life. The don't do that stuff any more, damn courts won't legalise it though, I always love christmas since this is something we did, dispite the cops coming in and taking all our marijuana from around the christmas grow op. ahh, memories.......sniff* ....sweet...
38I'm too high to answer u right now......
39U ask too many questions, ur like my prison bitch
40ride the pink pony
41arrrgh, u hurt my special place
42my virgin ears!
43Cindy Crawford
44Frost bite
45Big mac
46only on weekends
47EVERYBODY!!!!!
48It's not natural when I stroke it
49Large
50That hole goes all the way through
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