Why do I bother with a webpage?

Because web pages are cooler then my space. Every 12 year old slut has a myspace and honestly, I cant compete with that so I am using a less popular medium in hopes that when guys are done and spent they'll read something that may interest them.

Runny runny run
A cow, yes? no
dang
why?
pollution
seriously?
no
ok

My E-mail address
attackpoodle@hotmail.com